WHAT?

NO.  I CAN"T UNDERSTAND YOU.  WHATEVER THAT NOISE IS MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO HEAR YOU.  WHAT?  YOUR HEAD IS STUCK IN THE HOME HAIRDRYER?  NO, WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU USE ONE OF THOSE.  WHAT?  YOU WANT US TO COME OVER THERE AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE DRYER?

DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?

ONLY NORMA DESMOND MAKES HOUSE CALLS.  PLEASE HOLD AND I'LL CONNECT YOU.  WHAT WAS THAT?  YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORT FUNCTION COMING UP SO HURRY?  SWEETIE, CHRISTMAS IS COMING AS WELL, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO CHECK WITH NORMA TO SEE WHEN...WHAT WAS THAT?  YOU DON'T LIKE MY SARCASM?   HOLD ON A FUCKING MOMENT - YOU AIN'T HEARD SARCASM UNTIL NORMA GETS ON THE LINE...