Please note, the above hair cuttery is a manly, masculine, place for manly men to receive attention to their manly hair needs. No womanly place, this! No Aqua Net or Caryl Richard's Just Wonderful hair sprays. No floral smocks on those manly men. Nay! Only men, heterosexual* men recieving attention for their manly locks. And from here, the pub, to impress the lasses and invite their needs for mating.
*No fop, these men. No limp wrists! All are manly.