A lady never smokes on the street, and never crosses her legs in Church.
Sister in the middle so very much wants to be outside smoking on the street with her lesbians buds.
someone's about to get slipped something;and i don't mean a communion wafer.
Something deeply unpleasant is going on here. Or perhaps they're just very unpleasant people. It's an odd occasion all around, what with Mom in her evening gown and baby sis in a tennis dress. Miss Crossed-Legs Red Dress looks like John Cleese if he'd started doing drag a decade or two before Monty Python...
Bitch in the second row stole my fur!