I serviced him and he does shave all over.
Looks like Aleister Crowley!
I have a feeling he doesn't even use a razor.
His name IS Mr Crowley-how did you know?!
He probably shaves his tongue every morning.
You mean it's not Fred Mertz?
Oh, geez - this is the guy Akim and Gyorgi were complaining about - slippery as a greased eel and handsy as all get out. Put on the the list with "Mr. Trovalta" and be done with him...