Wednesday, February 13, 2013

And now for a word from our sponsor....

Now available in the HHOF far rear right bathroom stall giftshop


  1. Cures all urges to hassle the Stylist, too.

  2. AND you automatically become the most beautiful and fascinating person in the room and you have an endless supply of banter and amazing stories and all the colors are so bright and everyone around you is so beautiful and really really really your best friend and you laugh and laugh and then later you go out for coffee and some pancakes and suddenly you're crying and it's just the worst night in the world and everyone hates you, but then you just throw on a little more scalp medicine and everything's okay.... for a while... and ...

    Sorry, what was the question?