Hattie was a three-times-a-week wash-and-set regular for years. I finally started matching her rinse to her foundation, so that at least from a distance you had no idea just how far advanced her little hairline issue had gotten...
This risks of receding were not at all the result of visits to our salon. No, the probability of pattern baldness was one of the many things that Hatton was told when he went to Sweden for that 'reassignment' thingy back in the 50s.
You're a genius, Mr. M.!
ReplyDeleteIt also makes her look smarter, what with the extra brain and all.
Now of our make up artist could do something to make those chicken lips fuller and less severe.
ReplyDeleteThis risks of receding were not at all the result of visits to our salon. No, the probability of pattern baldness was one of the many things that Hatton was told when he went to Sweden for that 'reassignment' thingy back in the 50s.
ReplyDeleteand i thought it was that hairnet
ReplyDeletethey made her wear at the cafeteria.
She's administering Shingles shots at the gift shop on "Senior's Soup Slurping and Sensible Styling Day".
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