Arthur, if you see this, we beg you, seek professional help immediatly from a qualified stylist. Ditch the combover, let your hair grow out, and in doing so you will look years younger and much less vain.
You can see Arthur's hair in this commercial:
You can read more about the infamous "do" that's really a "don't" here.
NOTE: This post is only about the hair. It should not be construed about the effectiveness of the firm or the person. It's just about the hair.