Lots of bobby pins.
"will that be paper or plastic?"
I think she already feels pretty, the eyes are the window to the soul and something about this lady tells me she possesses inner beauty, a beauty rarely seen anywhere anymore, apparently.
I like Cory's answer, but we here at the HHOF aren't that deep.I say: Throw away the dimestore beads, get rid of the glasses. Ship her off to Flabby Acre's Fat Farm in Abbey Florida for six months of cardio and heath food. Then we fly her back, and look at her until we get inspired. Then we got to work on the hair (carefully keeping her hands away from the donuts that Norma brings in every day) and with a classic cut she's be ready for anything.
Give her a shot of Kreml, spin her around, and lock her in the in THHoF overflow closet, with Wally.
Throw her into the exercise yard for the lifers at a state prison.
Ah yes, the Kreml cure.It worked for Margaret!
Lock her in the sauna cabinet for two weeks and feed her fruit cocktail. Tweeze her brows razor thin, bleach her hair platinum, set with a marcel wave. Drape her frame in floor length form fitting satin, a pair of lorgnettes and kitten heels.
SHE Always smiles like that whenever I suck on her balls.....
That just goes to show you, pearls always bring a look together.