The back sleeper.
I like that. It's much less crass and crude than the one I was thinking of--move a couple of letters around in the words "buck fall."
"The Casting Couch"
The cat's ass.
I used to do the hell out of this haircut, lol. This is basically a bad, country version of the Meg Ryan shag, but I always called it the Turkey's ass.
Foxy Boxy, you're one brazy citch!
We call that a "bunny hutch". It's a good sign something is nesting in there. If it's raccoons she's gonna have to have a rabies test. If it's possums, just leave 'em. They won't do any real damage.