Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Red is the New Blonde



































You just know she's my client.

15 comments:

  1. @Cookie - I know I know! You wanted this to be a safe for work and family site but it's just a little nippy...Jayne Mansfield doesn't even need to show her nipples to make you imagine them.

    If you want me to I'll de-post immediately.

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  2. @Aye, JMV, David & I (Susan declined, busy schedule) want to redeem our Seniors' Day Coupons for this New Blonde Nip-Slip 'do in time for Easter. Can you gently squeeze us in??

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  3. In anticipation of Red is the New Blonde revolution, I ordered a whole vat of “Jill St. John Red”. You know MJ, Norma and I occupy the back half of the salon (Cookie makes us come in the back door) where lots of naughty things happen. Jason has a whole wing to himself...a factory really...a black hair factory.

    I have an enormous circular station raised on a platform surrounded by mirrors and curtains that draw open and close by stepping on a little button on the floor. When my client is ready I step on the button, the curtain sweeps open and I wheel my chair around for the dramatic unveiling.

    Stop by with David and JMV (no appointment necessary) for a dunking in the hot tub that’s filled with red dye all this week.

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  4. and here i thought she was a serious nipple, i mean actress.

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  5. @Margaret: Gasp! I forgot it was Seniors Day!

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  6. I never said that you should unpost - I just found the picture to be a bit titillating!

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  7. @Aye, David, JMV and I are THRILLED that we can get our carpets dyed at the same time as our drapes! Our nips are at attention! There's a big tip for you behind the curtain (*JMV, roll into place, now!)

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  8. I suddenly have a craving for Dots candy.

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  9. @Norma - That's a serious nipple. I mean just look at it...I mean her...

    @Cookie - What MJ said...

    @Margaret - Yes bring your carpets and drapes...but remember I don't do armpit or nipple hair!

    @MJ - See above.

    @Margaret - How about Red-Hots?

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  10. @Aye, saving Red Hots for JMV & David. :-)

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  11. @Aye, Who knew a nipple would cause such a ripple? Encore! (Men not excluded, hint, hint!)

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  12. @Margaret - If you look closely at JMV you can see his nippy's...

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  13. @Aye, yeah, seen them, but I want 'peeky-poo nip slips' for Easter.

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