No, They're not together, Agnes.... I once asked MJ if Donna was seeing anyone and that's when she told me... Donna is Lebanese.... She went to Spafford.... That's between you and me, Agnes, you know I don't like to gossip, like others... You'd think with the prices here, they could afford to put a little sanka in this lukewarm water..... And besides.... everyone knows Felix is a bachelor.
I suspect they're discussing the strong ammonia smell in their corner of the shop - which could be attributed to the chemicals in the perm developer, or an adult diaper overdue for changing. The fact that they're not making eye contact with one another leads me to believe they think it's the latter.
Vivian: I forgot to tell you, Irene! Harold and I are going to the park this afternoon.
Irene: Harold Levinson?
V:[tsk] As if you had to ask! He's so nice looking. Has all his original hair and teeth, you know.
I: Don't I know it. He makes my girdle positively curl with that smile of his.
V: You minx! Anywho, that's why I'm trying this new style with my hair. That new girl with the bouffant, popping her gum, did it. A bit more off the face. Very Liz Taylor.
I: I was just thinking that. Well, I'm mad for it already and it's not even dry!
V: Do you think it's too early in the day to wear a drop of Shalimar? It's my signature perfume.
I: Gracious, no. I say go for it. Remember what happened to Ethel? She went with him to the VA dance. And, poof, nothing.
V: I don't mean to be catty, but that didn't work because of her dancing. She moves like a concussed giraffe.
I: Poor thing. She really does. [giggles] Concussed giraffe. You're too much, Viv.
No,
ReplyDeleteThey're not together, Agnes....
I once asked MJ if Donna was seeing anyone and that's when she told me...
Donna is Lebanese.... She went to Spafford....
That's between you and me, Agnes, you know I don't like to gossip, like others...
You'd think with the prices here, they could afford to put a little sanka in this lukewarm water.....
And besides.... everyone knows Felix is a bachelor.
the perms are simply not tight enough anymore.
ReplyDeleteI suspect they're discussing the strong ammonia smell in their corner of the shop - which could be attributed to the chemicals in the perm developer, or an adult diaper overdue for changing. The fact that they're not making eye contact with one another leads me to believe they think it's the latter.
ReplyDeleteMurial (the one in the skirt) "You know, in my day, Van Johnson could have put his shoes under my bed any day."
ReplyDeleteAdele (the one in the slack) "I can't for the life of me remember what Van Heflin looks like."
Murial: "No, Van JOHNSON."
Adele: "Masters and Johnson?"
Murial: "Now those two caused quite a dust up. Arthur got so confused about what the difference was between what a homo was and what a hetro was."
Adele: "Felix is a homosexual. And that nice young Donna there likes guys."
Murial: "Who's from Van Nuys?"
Adele: "He was always one fo my favorites."
Murial: "Who?"
Adele: "Van Johnson - he was so handsome."
Murial: "And then some? Some what."
~~TING~~
Murial: "Looks like I'm done. Good catching up with you - see you next week!"
Vivian: I forgot to tell you, Irene! Harold and I are going to the park this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteIrene: Harold Levinson?
V:[tsk] As if you had to ask! He's so nice looking. Has all his original hair and teeth, you know.
I: Don't I know it. He makes my girdle positively curl with that smile of his.
V: You minx! Anywho, that's why I'm trying this new style with my hair. That new girl with the bouffant, popping her gum, did it. A bit more off the face. Very Liz Taylor.
I: I was just thinking that. Well, I'm mad for it already and it's not even dry!
V: Do you think it's too early in the day to wear a drop of Shalimar? It's my signature perfume.
I: Gracious, no. I say go for it. Remember what happened to Ethel? She went with him to the VA dance. And, poof, nothing.
V: I don't mean to be catty, but that didn't work because of her dancing. She moves like a concussed giraffe.
I: Poor thing. She really does. [giggles] Concussed giraffe. You're too much, Viv.