Miss Patti Page
1927-2013
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
GoodFellas Hair
"Angie, stop pickin' at that thing!"
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
Monday, December 31, 2012
Sunday, December 30, 2012
The Science of Hair
Mr. Cookie makes adjustments and final calibrations to the vacuum jet perm contraption in readiness of Norma’s weekly application.
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU TOUCH, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT JUST LEANED THERE.
CLIENTS WILL PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DOING
THEIR OWN BEAUTIFICATION WHILE USING OUR FACILITIES,
THANK YOU.
Friday, December 28, 2012
Thursday, December 27, 2012
File Under "Gift Horse, Looked in the Mouth"
No good deed goes unpunished. Being the big-hearted employer that I am, I decided to get the girls new uniforms for Christmas, 'cause they'd been wearing their old schmattas for ages. Well, Thing One on the left is just pleased as punch - she was so tickled, in fact, that she decided to wear all her Christmas wiglets at once, poor dear. However, it will come as no surprise, I'm sure, to learn that Thing Two wants hers two inches shorter. I keep telling her that nobody wants to see that while they're getting a wash-and-set, but will she listen? She will not. Slut.
Wednesday, December 26, 2012
We Cater to those under-the-radar Girls...
Tuesday, December 25, 2012
Monday, December 24, 2012
And now, something from Stella, Ella, and their hair dos
Is this what they call Tai Chi?
And will you just look at that hair. Silver like sterling and hard as a rock.
So what are you giving yourself for Christmas?
Maybe a new coat and hat? See Lucite Box for ideas customized for you.
A new party game? Available at the HHoF Gift Shop; see Margaret for details and a demonstration.
Work on your balance and posture? See Thombeau, please.
Fine Art? Ayem8t has many fine suggestions.
Some Fried Chicken? See Jason for details.
A Deluxe Lady Norelco with Beauty Tools? MJ would be happy to assist you.
Maybe a new look for that tired goatee? Please see Muscato for design consultations.
Overcome your social awkwardness? IlDuce can help you become more confident and approachable.
Expand your horizons through reading? See Donna Lethal, she handles all subscriptions.
Kick into Show Business? Felix can show you the ropes.
Or perhaps a home pedicure? See Norma for a Demonstration. She's soaking in it.
Whatever you decide, go ahead, you're worth it.
Merry Christmas, Darlings!
Sunday, December 23, 2012
Saturday, December 22, 2012
Thursday, December 20, 2012
Stop by the Gift Shop Today
and wish Margaret a Happy Birthday!
If you're nice to her, she just might let you touch her balls.
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Seniors Day
Tuesday, December 18, 2012
Monday, December 17, 2012
A public service announcement from the HHoF
This holiday season you must remember to shake, shake your hair. That is all.
Mama Weer All Crazee Now
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| The Magnificent Dave Hill of Slade, '72. |
Super-short mental ward bangs are our specialty. Trust.
Sunday, December 16, 2012
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