Holiday Hairdon'ts

I don't care if it is Christmas - this time, Tan Mom has gone too far.

Never doubt the allure of a little mystery

Stop by the Gift Shop Today

and wish Margaret a Happy Birthday! 

If you're nice to her, she just might let you touch her balls.

Holiday Party In The Break Room!

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Seniors Day

Here we find Norma teasing MJ.

Again.

Norma likes to stretch her used shower caps over lampshades for a quick dry between clients.

And That's The Sound...

Season's Greetings!

Merry Christmas! Merry Wigmas! Mary Wig Mess! Drunk.

Now playing in the HHoF Lobby

Margaret has plenty-o-pomade in the HHoF Gift Shoppe. 

Challenging Clients Nos. 1 through 7

They all want bobs.  We're going to need a larger broom.

'Tis the Season!

A public service announcement from the HHoF

This holiday season you must remember to shake, shake your hair. That is all.

Mama Weer All Crazee Now

The Magnificent Dave Hill of Slade, '72.

Super-short mental ward bangs are our specialty.  Trust.

Feeling Festive?

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Ask yourself

What would "Doc" do?

Beard Safety

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Say it with Balls!

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tiny tots with their eyes all aglow...

will find it hard to sleep tonight
(and so will I)

Hair To Bump With.

This Christmas, check out our gift shop...

Fun and educational.   Do you want your kids learning about wigs on the street?

Santa's Snood

You better watch out...

You better not pout.
Santa Claus is coming to town, bitchez.

Behind Every Great Hair Artiste...

...is a talented staff.  Meet my backup girls; I poached them from dear Thombeau.  While I think he's forgiven me, he still mentions how much he misses Thing One and Thing Two.  I'd feel worse about it, but after all, I'm a boy on the go - between running a Café and running after two terriers - well, let's just say I need all the help I can get. 

One, on the left there, gives a mean mani-pedi, but if I have to tell Two about not leaving my older ladies under the dryer too long one more time, I am going to cut a bitch.

Last Year's Holiday Party

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Remember...We Do Men's Hair

Special edition

'Tis the Season...

...for teasing your hair and holding your pussy.

My Pledge to You

It may not sound like much, but believe me - and I won't name names - it's more than some people around here can say...

And yes, this is an actual sign I ran across in one of my travels across West Africa - a part of the world more replete with "unique barbaring" than anywhere I've ever been.

Proudly announcing, (drumroll, please)...

Muscato has graciously accepted our invitation and will be joining the HHoF as our newest stylist and correspondent.   As a man of the world, he brings to the HHoF a man of the worlds take on all that Hall of Fame worthy.  Or not. Book now, as we're sure that he'll have his hands full of autograph seekers, groupies and adoring clientele. 

Please join us tonight at 9:31 PM (EDT) for his first posting. 

Meanwhile, In A Smaller Galaxy.......

NEW RECEPTIONISTA!

I STOLE HER FROM INCURLERS.

I THINK HER LOOK WILL WORK WELL HERE.

Hold onto your hats...

An important introduction will be made at 9pm (EDT) tonight.  A new stylist has joined the HHoF! (And Margaret has a lovely selection of Cod Pieces that work well as hats in our gift shop!)

Dress for the season

Just a little longer under the dryer...

...I want to hear how that lady's story turns out.

Voted most likely to...

Pick up satellite transmissions with her hair.

Presenting

Mystery Client

The gals in the break room are buzzing over our latest mystery client.

Do You Know Who She Is?

Here's a hint: Her son is probably more familiar to you.

UPDATE HINT: Don't let the shampoo girl use soap when washing her hair.

ho ho ho

Date Night

[Uh, oh. I saved this a long time ago and don't seem to have the source. Please let us know if you find it.]

Something good is coming our way!

Watch this space for an exciting new addition to the Hair Hall of Fame...

Your Rickshaw Awaits, M’Lady

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Dep(p) Hair

Office Party Hair

Make sure your hair looks good for those Christmas office parties.


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Remember...social media will be there to capture your look if you don't.

Seniors Day

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Glitter Bomb

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Party hair

49 year old Australian teenage(?) party hair to be exact.

Maureen

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now accepting new customers....

no questions asked.

Sunday Morning Coming Down

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Movember is Over

Did anyone here besides our gift shop operator Margaret, grow a moustache for Movember?


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