Jason is by far our most experienced urban specialist, in fact he's responsible for the basket weave afro puff top knot creation seen above, incidentally this contestant went on to win Miss Black Positivity 1973, and in addition to his own clientele he runs the Braiding Boutique, Weave Emporium and Plaitin' Palace out of some of the back rooms here at the
Hall.
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DeleteMy specialité is afro-macramé
ReplyDeleteBook your appointment now.
Perhaps the portmanteau should be, "Mafromé"
DeleteHuh?
Huh?
I know her.
DeleteHe spends most of his time in the "Relaxer Room."
ReplyDeleteHe has unruly pubes and massive amounts of body hair...you know!
DeleteAlso check your electrolysis credits for the month with Cookie, I'm sure you'll find some anomalies and or discrepancies...
urban?
ReplyDeletei heard someone say jason was urbane.
...and wears a turban.
DeleteWouldn't that be turbane?
DeleteIn his spare time, Jason also has a successful business taking the dents out of automotive AND dental grilles.
ReplyDeleteHe's also adept at chrome plating. Which is handy since he's been known to be able to suck it off a door knob...
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