Magical Spray

Available exclusively at HHOF.

WHAT?

NO.  I CAN"T UNDERSTAND YOU.  WHATEVER THAT NOISE IS MAKING IT HARD FOR ME TO HEAR YOU.  WHAT?  YOUR HEAD IS STUCK IN THE HOME HAIRDRYER?  NO, WE DO NOT RECOMMEND THAT YOU USE ONE OF THOSE.  WHAT?  YOU WANT US TO COME OVER THERE AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE DRYER?

DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?

ONLY NORMA DESMOND MAKES HOUSE CALLS.  PLEASE HOLD AND I'LL CONNECT YOU.  WHAT WAS THAT?  YOU HAVE A VERY IMPORT FUNCTION COMING UP SO HURRY?  SWEETIE, CHRISTMAS IS COMING AS WELL, SO YOU'LL HAVE TO CHECK WITH NORMA TO SEE WHEN...WHAT WAS THAT?  YOU DON'T LIKE MY SARCASM?   HOLD ON A FUCKING MOMENT - YOU AIN'T HEARD SARCASM UNTIL NORMA GETS ON THE LINE...

Just because you can...

...doesn't mean you should.

We know have bike and adult trike parking

Better hurry up, it filling up fast!

Knot enough wiglettes?

Or is it too much and starting to look like a loaf of challah?

We have new equipment

But we are unsure if it now permanently attached to Norma Desmond's hand, or if it is only useful on women who have permanents, or it the period to return it has passed and we're stuck with it.

We offer a 2-for - special on all wedding parties..

The Pleasures of Time

The Pleasures of Time band, and their hair...

You Know Your Hair Is Too Big When...

Your headphones won't fit...

Date Night

No Clowning Around!

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Perhaps a turban...

...is your style today...