Hmmm... that probably happened at their last 'key' party. That beyotch is not a heavy-lifter in the clean your house sweepstakes. Oh, and you forgot that other rule - please do not wear the curtains! That's only funny in Carol Burnett sketches. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
Who knows what else is lurking in those plush depths?
ReplyDeletebe careful, that velvet stains.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... that probably happened at their last 'key' party. That beyotch is not a heavy-lifter in the clean your house sweepstakes. Oh, and you forgot that other rule - please do not wear the curtains! That's only funny in Carol Burnett sketches. - Uptonking from Wonderland Burlesque
ReplyDeletePlease use a towel when you sit on the fabric, thank you. The Management
ReplyDeleteAt least it's not short and curly.
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