The blind lady you work on on Thursdays stopped by to ask what I thought about her hair and I might have mentioned that it looked like a chicken slept in it. I tried to calm her down by explaining the management had given her to you cause you were blind too. I thought she might feel a little solidarity or something, but obviously the bitch has never heard of Sisterhood; she's still screaming at the receptionist desk chair where she thinks I'm sitting.
I'm taking the rest of the afternoon off, all that noise has given me one of my headaches.
But her guide dog looked smashing.
ReplyDeletei believe THHOF has a policy governing
ReplyDeletejust this type of occurrence. obviously,
you've not been reading the handbook
while out of your cigarette breaks.
see page 212, section XXXCVII, paragraph 7
of the handbook:
all blind guests must be fingerprinted
and chipped, then led to the shampoo bowl.
they will never be unescorted. they will all
be given the SAME style*.
*stevie wonder cornrows with beads.