Friday, August 23, 2013

While You Were Out



The blind lady you work on on Thursdays stopped by to ask what I thought about her hair and I might have mentioned that it looked like a chicken slept in it.  I tried to calm her down by explaining the management had given her to you cause you were blind too.  I thought she might feel a little solidarity or something, but obviously the bitch has never heard of Sisterhood; she's still screaming at the receptionist desk chair where she thinks I'm sitting.

I'm taking the rest of the afternoon off, all that noise has given me one of my headaches.

2 comments:

  1. i believe THHOF has a policy governing
    just this type of occurrence. obviously,
    you've not been reading the handbook
    while out of your cigarette breaks.

    see page 212, section XXXCVII, paragraph 7
    of the handbook:

    all blind guests must be fingerprinted
    and chipped, then led to the shampoo bowl.
    they will never be unescorted. they will all
    be given the SAME style*.




    *stevie wonder cornrows with beads.

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