Real YAK hair. Fortunately that Black Watch cologne will renderous most passers by into a vegetative state, allowing one to maintain the charade of lip locks.
Seriously, under what circumstances, outside of a community theater production of "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers," does one need a removable mustache?
What's he wearing, "Groucho"?
ReplyDeleteI prefer "Suspiciously Pubic" in ash -- oh wait, that's no longer available.
Thank God they are including that free bottle of cologne, too.
ReplyDeleteReal YAK hair. Fortunately that Black Watch cologne will renderous most passers by into a vegetative state, allowing one to maintain the charade of lip locks.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, under what circumstances, outside of a community theater production of "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers," does one need a removable mustache?
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ReplyDeleteLuv it!!!
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