It's not a snood, AyeM8y! Look at that tacky hair pin trying to hold it in place. A REAL snood fits the head like a glove. This is just a tacky Senior (and I also question her age).
You would know as she stole the cheap thing off your mobile gift cart. Speaking of...why don't you give it a push around the salon a couple more times and see if the clients need any impulse purchases like, Kreml.
Seniors don't wear Snoods. That's a dime store organza scarf.
ReplyDeleteWhat's in the grocery bag, lady?
A snood by any other name still smells like a snood.
DeleteIt's not a snood, AyeM8y! Look at that tacky hair pin trying to hold it in place. A REAL snood fits the head like a glove. This is just a tacky Senior (and I also question her age).
DeleteSnood snob!
DeleteYou would know as she stole the cheap thing off your mobile gift cart. Speaking of...why don't you give it a push around the salon a couple more times and see if the clients need any impulse purchases like, Kreml.
What's that floating in your Barbasol, AyeM8y?
DeleteHave you been soaking your dentures in my Barbasol again?
DeleteLet's just take a moment to form an affirmation circle and think calming, cleansing thoughts.
Deletethis is loretta lynn's girlhood neighbor, out and about in the holler.
ReplyDeleteThat bitch ran off with my tips!
ReplyDeleteI'm back, by the way.