In my absence, feel free to book an appointment with any one of our other fine stylists…

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Our gentlemen clients are encouraged to stop in for a cocktail at
MJ’s Champagne Room Salon.
"Our washing machines are broken so, on the count of three Mr. Mooney will become a washing machine...1...2...and 3..."
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Remember: True beauty comes from within. |
ATTENTION CLIENTS: Due to recent disfiguring accidents we’ve installed a resident nurse. You’ll find a call button located on each of our operators chairs.
Due to the popularity and improper electrode usage of our Realistic MP 200 Sensor Hair Computer a massive power surge has burned out our dryers.
Please redirect your clients to the ladies room.
Listen up ladies, why not try our brand new state of the art Realistic MP 200 Sensor Hair Computer and dial up your perfect perm today!
Our team of stylists can work wonders with your hair and minimize your most glaring flaws. In the photo above the talented Mr. Cookie demonstrates the proper hairstyle to disguise Norma's enormous hearing aid.