Blushing Bride; her fiance's clinging, binge-cornstarch eating cousin; her little sis whose nickname is "Hot Pants"; her future super picky and very frigid, ex Miss Cornstalk 1964, SIL; her older sister who dropped out of cosmetology school because she huffed "Gay" in-between classes and now works part time at a discount synthetic wig store.
Blushing Bride; her fiance's clinging, binge-cornstarch eating cousin; her little sis whose nickname is "Hot Pants"; her future super picky and very frigid, ex Miss Cornstalk 1964, SIL; her older sister who dropped out of cosmetology school because she huffed "Gay" in-between classes and now works part time at a discount synthetic wig store.
ReplyDeleteThe circumference of their hair is bigger than their waists.
ReplyDeleteNASA originally developed the hair spray as an adhesive to attach the heat shield on the Mercury spacecraft!
ReplyDeletearbor vitaes would've been far more successful on the gals shoulders.
ReplyDeleteGirl number three was played by Joan Cusack in the movie version of this tragedy "I Dippity Don't"
ReplyDeleteI do so love orchid & black together though.
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