I'd refuse to put it on, or make faces while caged.Darn mid-century face cages! HD TV's early uncle.
Margaret, you're next!
wouldn't you just love to walk thru macy's first floor and see scads of broads with these on?
Because everyone’s glaring facial flaws should be thrown upon the screen in highly magnified detail to reveal defects.I’m thinking Macy’s should have a cosmetic department Jumbotron.
If they do manage to strap that thing onto me, I'll scamper around the room on all fours and snarl if they come close to me with concealer!
I'd refuse to put it on, or make faces while caged.
ReplyDeleteDarn mid-century face cages! HD TV's early uncle.
Margaret, you're next!
ReplyDeletewouldn't you just love to walk thru macy's first floor and see scads of broads with these on?
ReplyDeleteBecause everyone’s glaring facial flaws should be thrown upon the screen in highly magnified detail to reveal defects.
ReplyDeleteI’m thinking Macy’s should have a cosmetic department Jumbotron.
If they do manage to strap that thing onto me, I'll scamper around the room on all fours and snarl if they come close to me with concealer!
ReplyDelete