Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Memorandum

To All Salon Employees:

Please be certain that each of you read through this book.  You will find copies in the break room, on the shelf over the washer and dryer.

It is important to familiarize yourselves with this material as we will begin promoting this haircut next week.  It's simple, classic, easy to care for and most importantly for the summer season....

....looks good even when it's wet.

Thank you for your cooperation,


Bobbie Pinz
Salon Manager
Posted by Philip Mershon at 12:05 AM
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6 comments:

  1. The MistressJuly 27, 2010 at 12:15 AM

    The pages are stuck together.

    I suspect Thombeau.

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  2. ErylJuly 27, 2010 at 4:00 AM

    A return to the classics, how divine. I look forward to seeing men about town looking like this.

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  3. normadesmondJuly 27, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    i already read it. it ain't about the hair on top of his head.

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  4. Philip MershonJuly 27, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    Precisely Norma! The haircut promotion is to launch our new Manscaping Department.

    It was an idea proposed my by your colleague The Mean Dirty Pirate, who will oversee the new department.

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  5. ayeM8yJuly 27, 2010 at 9:08 PM

    Thank you Bobbie,

    Finally someone takes my suggestions seriously! That is what the box is for, right? Now if any of the gals need pomade I’ll be bringing a vat of bacon lard with me on Wednesday. No guy or girl can resist the aroma of bacon flavored hair.

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  6. jasonJuly 28, 2010 at 1:30 AM

    mmm....bacon.

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