What makes this especially amusing is that, as an old Texas gal myself, I'm pretty sure there is no such place as "Lupkin" and that what they were shooting for was "Lufkin." Stupid smelley bitch had a typo on her business card.
There are still Smelleys in the Lufkin directory.Whether or not they've carried on the business is anyone's guess.
Smell you later!
scratch, but don't sniff.