Wednesday, September 18, 2013

While You Were Out

MJ called to apologize about driving into the salon, she said she was so excited about finishing her gender reassignment, she mistook the spare station for a handicap parking space.  She claims she needs the handicap spot cause she's still sore from all the work they did on her plumbing.  I don't know if she's an innie or an outie now, she wanted to blab about the details so I put her on hold and I'm going to take the rest of the afternoon off.

Also, she sent us an after photo from the clinic.

I'm sure they did the best they could.

7 comments:

  1. I’ll have you know I ♫plucked my eyebrows on the way.♫

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    1. I know you did honey, I know you did.

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  2. Well, I'll be.
    She's the dead ringer for my 6th grade religion teacher, Mrs. Allard.

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    1. Did Mrs. Allard ever mention she was one of the top players of Grand Theft Auto in St. Bernard Parish?

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  3. By the looks of her morning post at Infomaniac...she's still an innie!

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  4. Great. So does this mean to be fashionable I need to stick a couple of long turds to the sides of my head? I just do not "get" fashion trends... ;)

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