I wish I knew the secret to an injection-molded vinyl complexion. I mean, I do exfoliate.
mj: the model of composure with an impenetrable hymen.
Yours, Norma, has a swinging door and a "welcome" sign on it.
AND the neon arrows. of course, there's the moat.
Have a seat in my chair and I can laser all that off and have your vulva looking spiffy in a jiffy.