What's he wearing, "Groucho"?I prefer "Suspiciously Pubic" in ash -- oh wait, that's no longer available.
Thank God they are including that free bottle of cologne, too.
Real YAK hair. Fortunately that Black Watch cologne will renderous most passers by into a vegetative state, allowing one to maintain the charade of lip locks.
Seriously, under what circumstances, outside of a community theater production of "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers," does one need a removable mustache?