Wednesday, January 18, 2012

And for the Gentlemen

Our salon offers many services and themed rooms tailored toward our male clientele. Like,

Mr. Cookie’s Barbershop Quartet, sip a martini and enjoy cool jazz combo sounds while you receive a shave and a haircut. Two-bits.

(Due to inflation the adjusted rate for two bits is now $100.00)

Little boys, have your first professional experience
with Mr. Jason or Mr. Thombeau, at Fops!

Have a blow dry, beer and a cigar while you take a turn on the putting carpets
at Donna & Felix’s Nineteenth Hole Salon. Manicurist on duty.

Listen up lady boys, at The Pretty Pretty Princess, a true beauty parlor experience awaits you where you will receive expert hair curler instruction from MJ.

Undergo a rigorous crash course in wig and makeup technique from Norma.

And, learn how to walk, talk and sit like a lady in Mr. Peenee’s Poise Parlor.

Every man should look his best and our stylists are just waiting to get their hands on you.


  1. That's right, Lethal and I can't wait to get our hands on your putters, but you touch our beers and you just bought yourself a hair disaster!

  2. Is there a blackout protesting Seniors' Day?

  3. Mr. Peenee's Poise Parlor. I LOVE IT.

  4. Bottom photo...

    See that scar on that young man's face?

    Norma and her talons...she just couldn't wait to get her hands on him.

  5. can the blondes from the last pic come help kabuki move somethings in the bedroom. they can let themselves in, kabuki will be in the bedroom waiting!!!!