Monday, December 20, 2010

Brace Yourself, Bitches


We at the HHoF are pleased as punch to announce that Mistress MJ has received a promotion and has been added to our team of Managers.  As Managment, she will be cracking the tempo cane like Maria  Ouspenskaya did at Vivian Leigh in Waterloo Bridge.

Please congratulate her, and then busy yourself with finding more Hair Fabulousness!

11 comments:

  1. you mean she was one of us all this time?

    ReplyDelete
  2. Mistress MJ gracefully accepts this promotion from salon Manager Mr. Cookie.

    Now, please see our receptionist June if you wish to speak with me further.

    ReplyDelete
  3. Be careful when MJ says "You're soaking in it!"

    ReplyDelete
  4. Waterloo Bridge is one of my favourite films to weep along with.
    Anyhow, I need a haircut. And I need someone with experience, who knows how to deal with thick hair with fine strands.
    Sx

    ReplyDelete
  5. Who'd she blow? No, I mean besides all of them.

    ReplyDelete
  6. June and I go to temple together, and she says the coupon that MJ gave us is still valid and that no one would mind if I move to the front of the line...
    June rocks.

    ReplyDelete
  7. MJ deserves this promotion because in 16 years a cheeky, but overworked and under-appreciated GED-carrying receptionist with large hair, will slam down the phone, and yell, "Okay, which one of your bitches is my mother?"

    ReplyDelete
  8. Dammit, does that mean that Felix and I can't huff Stylac anymore?

    ReplyDelete
  9. Donna, you too are Management, so you and Felix can continue to huff Stylac. But please stop drinking the perm relaxer.

    ReplyDelete
  10. We love you MJ,
    oh yes we do!
    Now do that perm, bitch,
    and that shampoo!

    ReplyDelete
  11. Oh Thom, you taskmaster, you.

    ReplyDelete