Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Pretty Maids All in a Row


A simple corsage can make all the difference. So can diet pills.



6 comments:

  1. Blushing Bride; her fiance's clinging, binge-cornstarch eating cousin; her little sis whose nickname is "Hot Pants"; her future super picky and very frigid, ex Miss Cornstalk 1964, SIL; her older sister who dropped out of cosmetology school because she huffed "Gay" in-between classes and now works part time at a discount synthetic wig store.

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  2. The circumference of their hair is bigger than their waists.

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  3. NASA originally developed the hair spray as an adhesive to attach the heat shield on the Mercury spacecraft!

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  4. arbor vitaes would've been far more successful on the gals shoulders.

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  5. Girl number three was played by Joan Cusack in the movie version of this tragedy "I Dippity Don't"

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  6. I do so love orchid & black together though.

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