Monday, December 13, 2010

Sunday, December 12, 2010

The Temptress


Just don't mess with those tempting tresses!




What Hair Shall I Wear?

Hairdo-related anxiety is on the rise. With such an overwhelming number of styles, cuts and colors to choose from, what's a gal to do?


This 8-1/2" (21.6 cm) square spinner device will take some stress out of your life by making the decision for you.

When you're ready to change your look, just flick the plastic spinner and pray that it doesn't land on Mohawk.

Features a fold out stand and hanger so you can prop it on your dresser or hang it on your wall.

The What Hair Shall I Wear? Decision Spinner is available here.

The Lord is My Shepherd Salon

Thou anointest my head with hot oil treatments.

Redhead Discrimination: Proof!

My word verification over at Felix's:

Friday, December 10, 2010

These Girls Sould Have Been Hairdressers...

The Shangri-Las



Cuz god knows they'd cut ya!

Name That Hairdo

It's time to play NAME THAT HAIRDO!
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We have no idea what it's called, so it's up to YOU to give it a name.

Cher Makeup Center

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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Crushproof!


What Mistress MJ and Il Duce require.

First Class Hair Saloon


Where beautiful ladies go.

Delinquents with Combs

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Warning! Use of this product may cause tidy hair!

Get yours here.

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Get Back (waxed) To Where You Once Belonged


Someone please stop me..............

Styles of the Moustaches


Attention Beauty Operators: I found this fabulous guide to sculpting the hair on a man's upper lip at Beauty is a Thing of the Past.  A FABULOUS blog that should be in your blog-o-bible just as sure as the bible in your bed side table drawer belongs to the Gideons.  

Knowing MJ, she'll be trimming pussy hair on the dancers at the Kit Klub in just these shapes!

To the operator of that blog, I tip my hat, and bow low in your honor.

Paper Hat Writer

Allen Ginsberg
TJB, this is all your fault!

My Fur Lady


The mega-merkin. One size fits all!




Trendy

Tease Tease Me







Courtesy of guest stylist IL DUCE!

I Wanna Hold Your Hair

Auto-Beautifier


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Monday, December 6, 2010

Hairdresser Calendar


More pages from the 2010 Hairdresser Calendar and Appointment Book here.

Let’s hope they put out a 2011 calendar.

Cossack Hair Spray

Phil Parkes just faced 90 minutes of mud, rain and John Toshack.


At the end of 90 minutes keeping goal, Phil was beat.

He was wet. He was dirty.

And his hair looked as if it had stopped everything big Tosh had thrown at it.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Which twin has the Toni?




Which twin has two working eyes?

swiped from sexypeople.com

Friday, December 3, 2010

It isn't always about Will and Kate





December 3, 1960

The Susan Dey Way

Susan Dey for Psssssst Instant Shampoo in a can, 1970

Thursday, December 2, 2010

side swept


her bangs too.

Happy Head

Happy Head polystyrene wig form makes any hairpiece a conversation piece…

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Coiffed and Confident

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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The "Torture" of Bouffanting


Watch here as Denise undergoes the ''TORTURE'' OF BOUFFONTING by the salon manageress.

“This hideous treatment is given to me on a regular basis by my Salon Manageress. I have been roller set, popped under the dryer then teased and finally bouffanted into this very dated forward sweep bouffant flip.
All I really want is a simple bob which I can ''wash n wear''How can I tell my manageress that bouffants are so dated?”

Monday, November 29, 2010

before/after

Hair Salon Havoc

Beautician Mistress MJ is back and shocked by the state of this salon.

I can’t turn my back around here for a minute, can I?...

To Our Customers


Beautician TJB has been neglecting his chair lately, due to the pressing demands of his other gig as resident mixologist at SSUWAT; he kindly requests that his clients slap on a wig of their choice until he can attend to their tresses.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

I'm envisioning ...

a Criswell curl, perhaps?


thanks, PZ

wig off the old block


Please Remember...

...to schedule all your beauty appointments in the hours before 12 noon or after 2pm, as the noon till 2 block is the style experts' lunch break.


As our regular clients can tell you, some especially creative work is done in the afternoons!

Friday, November 26, 2010

My Hair Lady

Fredericks of Hollywood: Wig Your Way


In Mistrees MJ's abscence, if you are in need of an immediate head job, may we suggest Fredrick's of  Hollywood?