You're Only As Old As Your Hair

As you head back to the office this morning, remember...

Bouffant-a-thon

Even when you think its too much, you can still go BIGGER.

before/after

This could have been prevented...

But it wasn't.  Lets learn from our mistakes. Shall we?

Fly me to the moon...

MJ is BACK!

And when all else fails.

We offer a full line of basic hats for basic heads at our gift counter.

22-27

What Are YOU Looking At?

Hmm?

Winter Hair

It may be spring on the calendar but it's still winter up here in Canada...

Charming Biscuit Coils

Charming Gravy not included

AND THE HAIR GEL FLOWED....

Hair Hoppers of Antiquity, No. 3

Meet Ptolemy Jherimanicus.  He was a scribe in the Temple of Isis and a part-time cosmetologist.  It's a little-known fact that that same chemicals that produced his luxurious curls were used in the process of mummification.  Which explains a lot.

EXACTLY why we only hire brunettes and redheads!

Happy birthday, dear step mother, dearest

Today we celebrate my stepmother "Pat" (not her "real" name) and her 88th or 90th birthday.

If you are out there sweetie, I send you all the love you have bestowed upon me.

You know years ago she snarled said "You wish I were dead" at me and I was taken aback.

Moi?  Wish bad on you?  You a woman who chose a chocolate wedding cake? However could you think that of me?

Moi?  Wish bad on you? You, the woman who used to brag about your sexual prowess with my father in front of me?  Why would I wish you imprisoned by the hounds of Hell for making an old man with a bad heart happy in bed?

Moi?  Wish bad on you? You, the woman who called my mother a bitch in front of a whole room full of people, including a Rabbi?

Moi?  Wish bad on you?

Never!

It simply isn't in my genetic make up.   I'm not you.

So I will send you the same birthday wish that I have sent you for the past 20+ years:

Pat, may you to live a long, long, long life.  I'd like to see you be in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the oldest person alive.  Willard SCott telling everyone in the United States that you are 100 seems like a dream to me - and you can reach that dream if you just take care of yourself.

May the sun shine in your eyes everyday.  May you have sweet wonderful dreams, knowing that they next day, and then another and another, etc., await you.  And don't worry about outliving your money.  You don't need money when people love you as you do.  That's why there is Medicaid!

And I certainly don't want that precious and precocious mind of yours to get anything that would cloud your vision or understanding. So, may your mind never turn to dust.  I want you to enjoy every day - every long, long day.

I want nothing but the very best for you.

And why?

Because that's how much you mean to me.

Rainbow's End

The Garbo-like Rainbow Brite makes a rare appearance.

Of course, we can do it in four.

Thomas Rowlandson - Six Stages of Mending a Face, 1792

Don't bite your hair

Thought for the Day

Don't take a presidential portrait without seeing us first

ALL YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE DARK

I TAKE MY JOB HERE AT THE HALL OF FAME QUITE SERIOUSLY.

I DO MY DAMNEDEST TO VISIT EVERY POST AND

LEAVE A PEARL OR TWO, IF I'M UP TO IT.

IT AIN'T EASY.

eight little pigtails...

standing in a row....

Conservative hair

Yes, we offer group makeover rates

hair up...

zipper down

Never never on a Sunday.

A Pretty Girl Is Like A Melody

Ask Melody, he'll tell you that we're LGBT friendly.

We can only build on the materials you provide.

always a bridesmaid...

...or is that a poodle?

I've go that Lulu wannabe booked again today.

Lord help me find my earplugs.

Long term leasing available

Turban Renewal

Remember, beauty operators - if a coiffure is simply unsalvageable, wrap it up and drape some beads on it. You can tell the biggest old battleaxe in the place she looks just like Sophia Loren and she'll leave happy.

(But when you do it, please don't use the shampoo towels - we're running out!)