We can use Margaret's broomstick if we can get her to dismount.
I'm surprised you know the word, "dismount." It also appears that you'll need more waxing strips; ask MJ to give you "extra strong" from her personal stash.
I'll have to dip into the stash I use for Norma's back, sack and crack wax.
My lord......now I know where Little Britain got the idea for the "We're Just Two Ladies" skits......
I hate to think of their pubic areas. We're going to need a rake!
a bigger broom?more like we'll need indiana as a landfill.