Saturday, November 24, 2012

Hair Bow Code


The cryptic sexual meanings of hair bow placement have finally been revealed. Stop by the salon and let our stylists help decide what your hair bow says to the world about your sexual couplings.



7 comments:

  1. My bow is tied below the waistband - what does that mean? Jx

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  2. Bow in he back means Betty Lou is ready to eat some carpet, as men don't interest her.

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  3. yet this does not explain rosemarie.

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  4. "Deep;y in love..." Please. Becky Brown couldn't keep her knickers up with a staple gun.

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  5. Where do you place the bow to say, "I'm a chubby chaser?"

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  6. Ann might have an easier time if she donned something more alluring than the crooked Peter Pan collar dicky she made in Home Ec.

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  7. I'm just curious as to what color bows these girls are wearing. I know the message must go deeper than simply placement!

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