At the Hair Hall of Fame, if you want your hair styled by a stylist in a cape, you need to make an appointment.
If kabuki cannot have space age hair kabuki will surely perish
And if you want your hair done by a master stylist wearing a cape while chewing on a Cuban cigar, you'll have to wait for Fidel Castro to die.
MJ would turn the electric dial up to "pulverize."
Whilst those violins from Hitchcock's "Psycho" play on in the background.
What do the sparkles do?
"Cookie, shut yo' mouf!"*Slap!