i have never recommended aqua velva, but i have been known to slather on velva cream.
I believe you're famous for it!
Velva Cream is how Norma fooled Peenee into thinking she's a much younger woman.
DAMMIT MJ, DO YOU HAVE TO BLAB EVERYTHING!
Aqua Vulva would be a good name for a douche.
Or a drag queen.
or a douche specially made for drag queens. with rupaul's good dragkeeping seal of approval.
Another good name for a douche would be Massengill.