Felix is taking the ladies who want a man's hair because he has the spittoon
My life has been one long tapered fade...
I sure won't touch them - I take the men who want LADIES hair!
WIFFLES! they don't know that word here in the upper midwest.
Seniors need to "..come back every three (3) weeks..?" Nothing on them should grow that fast!
Thankfully, if you're a senior lesbian it all balances out.
I made a fake sign where I replaced the "A" in "Waffle House" to "Wiffle House" but very few people got it.