You can tell they despise each other, as each of them promise themselves that "next year my hair will be bigger than hers..."
That is a hair do, a hair did, and a hair will be doing tomorrow!
It's like the "Doublemint Drag Queens".
Actually this is Dan and Don McCann Chat from the Consumer Cellular commercials.Dan:Hi,Handsome !Don :Hi,UGLY !
This is what it means when you read the phrase "Life, Liberty and pursuit of HAPPINESS!"