MJ is back, but what of Margaret?

Come back Margaret!  Our Kreml needs restocking!

Quick, we need some Kreml in chair # 4. STAT!

Medusa headdress worn by actress Ursula Thiess, 

photo by Regina Relang, Munich 1949

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Mr. Otis Regrets...

Speaking of which, has anyone seen Margaret lately?

Sounds like a case for Kreml!

Vacation Hair

Labor Day in the USA is September 3rd. Many people have a vacation day and spend a long weekend at the beach enjoying the last days of summer.  "Put a bottle of Kreml in your vacation suitcase and you won't have Vacation Hair." Restock your Kreml supply today at Hair Hall of Fame!

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Hoodoo in Heat

It's hotter than Hades here! Is your hoodoo groomed with Kreml?

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He wasn't there with vacation hair: Kreml

Never greasy...Makes hair behave...Margaret sells it in our Gift Shop

Open It

It's not Kreml. Unless you need it...and really, who doesn't?

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Quick - who let Margaret out?

She was seen at WalMart trying to score some Kreml!

Happy Birthday, Martha!

Martha Stewart turns 70 today.

You qualify for our Seniors Day discount, Martha.

And a free case of Kreml.

Kreml…It’s a good thing.

Holy Moley

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We thought Margaret was on the upswing from her Kreml-related accident but it appears that the Kolestral had unpleasant side effects.

Margaret has developed a form of naevus pilosus, a condition in which hair grows atop a mole.

Hair 911

Do you recall our Kreml Valentine post yesterday?

Our client Margaret followed our recommendation and suffered a Kreml-related accident.

Margaret says, “I was standing under my rain shower head cascade of KREML most of the day, and then slipped in the tub and am at the ER. Did you know that they treat acute friction & bad sprains with medical grade KREML?”

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Margaret is recuperating at Hair 911.

Get well soon, Margaret.

Which Valentine Are YOU?

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Just A Gigolo