Seniors Day is Wednesday

We understand that some of you have your moments. We'd like to remind you that Wednesday is Seniors Day.  Book your appointment today!  We specialize in not one, but fifty shades of gray.

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Go Big or Go Home

That's right. 

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Players Gotta Layer

Never mind the hair. Note the white bra over the turtleneck.  

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To Do

Prom season is just around the corner! Beat the rush! Book your appointment today!

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Get Ur Weekend On...

and look good doing it!

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My Weekend To Do List

Tonight 

- Practice.

Tomorrow 

- Hair appointment.

- Disco nap.  (includes time travel, aka REM sleep.)

- "Date" Night.

Sunday

- Watch.

What are you up to this weekend? 

[Images via youtube (doy),  the pinterest vortex (can't find the pin now), and here. ]

Mohawk Weather

In Chicago the wind chill is -36.
This guy walked outside with wet hair.
People. Stay indoors! I don't want to see this hideous hairdo happen to you.

Monkey Mama

You can touch her monkeys, but hands-off the hairdo!

Miss You in Mink

I know I haven't been around much lately and I've missed you HHOFers like a hand misses a beer.  Look what they got me for Christmas--a mink coat and hat! 

I says to them, "Yer killin' me! MJ won't let me cover up my hairdo with this fur hat. She worked for hours on my 'do!"

I'll be back in the New Year and I look forward to more Hair Hall of Fame fun...if you'll still have me!

We Do Waxing

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Pick Your Natural

Loose scalp.
Better than loose stool.

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Date Night

Quick. You still have time to get the curlers in your pussy before your date arrives.

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Not Welcome

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The Women of Mad Men

Weeks after the finale, I have to admit, I wasn't impressed with the last episode of Mad Men. Did you watch Mad Men?   There's nothing on the tv now, so how about a look back at the women of Mad Men?  I left some of them out, but you can tell us all about your favorites in the comments.

Joan

Jane

Megan 

Peggy

Trudy 

Sylvia

Midge

Dawn

Sally

Rachel

Joyce

Helen

Ida

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Absolutely Kookie

Does your hair look like a fuzzy, frizzy fried mess in this humidity? Have you thought about wearing a wig to the beach?

Bring your wig to The Hair Hall of Fame for a summertime tune-up. We're sure you'll love our découpage treatment famous patented Clear Sealant™ salon procedure! Ask for Lucitebox. 

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Hey Swingers!

It's date night. Let's get together for a barbecue!

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Catch A Geezer

You, too, can be date bait tonight! 

All it takes is stylish knitwear, some fun dance moves, a few witty asides...and a visit to the Hair Hall of Fame.  Stop in for your beauty consultation today! 

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Hello?

We've got a roll of dimes.  We're wearing our our swim caps and we have our swimsuits underneath our shift dresses. We're calling everyone we know to find out who has a god damn pool. 

Help! It's hot.

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It's a Look

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Turn Her into a Hussy!

From Nebraska Girl to Super Model: The Way Bandy Way.