Attention, Please!

Akim and Gyorgi have asked me to remind all HHoF customers that they reserve the right to refuse any and all services at their own discretion.  As some of you may have heard, there was a regrettable incident in the break room spa yesterday afternoon, and the less said about it the better. They would like to thank Margaret for her prompt calling of 911, and they look forward to resuming their work tomorrow from 6:00 p.m.

Note to staff working reception:  Under no circumstances should you accept future appointments from anyone who identifies himself as "Mr. Preston," "Mr. Trovalta," or "Mr. Barbarino."  We get the cops in here one more time this month and we'll never finish paying for those Benevolent Fund benefit tickets.

Did You Know?

It's true!  The HHOF is now offering professional massage services in our glamourous new day spa!  Just ask for Akim or Gyorgi.  One-hour sessions available Tuesday and Thursday afternoons, and Saturday nights.  Inquire about Akim's "Special Couples Treat"!

Note to stylists: the break room will be off limits on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons from 1:00 p.m. and Saturdays from 6:00, until further notice.