Listen Up!

Truth!  On her birthday - as on any other day - Mommie knows whereof she speaks.

Sexy Rexy! Mercy Maude!

Both devoted their lives to God, faith healing, and perfectly coiff'd hair.

The Gospel Truth: My eyes have seen it

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Would you all join me in a song of praise?

My EYES have seen it;

My eyes have SEEN It!

MY EYES HAVE SEEN IT!

And it is large -

                                  and it is LARGE.

Amen.