My momma told me it was my identical twin that would follow me everywhere and bring joy since I hear laughter wherever I go. Should I still be feeding it premium Kreml, or should I switch to Kolestral? How much does HHoF charge for a twin trim?
There was an 'incident' outside of the deep cover op on the sidewalks of "12, H, Wigs &" involving expired Kreml, pimp heels, the Washington Monument and Margaret. You will now direct all inquiries to me, Teragram Twin, or hereafter known as "Kreml-Related Accident, or KRA." I will be the itch in your hair, bubbling your Barbasol, curling your pins and flattening your irons. Melting the plastic chairs under the dryers on Seniors' Day, attaching to your clean-shaven forearms on prom night. KRA has landed, morphed, and is forming hair balls, like Tribbles on Kreml, in salons everywhere.
Looks like its more a Vole than a mole....
ReplyDeletei think if you have margaret spayed, that thing may fall off.
ReplyDeleteMy momma told me it was my identical twin that would follow me everywhere and bring joy since I hear laughter wherever I go. Should I still be feeding it premium Kreml, or should I switch to Kolestral? How much does HHoF charge for a twin trim?
ReplyDeleteI was under the impression that you, MARGARET, are the evil twin.
ReplyDeleteThere was an 'incident' outside of the deep cover op on the sidewalks of "12, H, Wigs &" involving expired Kreml, pimp heels, the Washington Monument and Margaret.
ReplyDeleteYou will now direct all inquiries to me, Teragram Twin, or hereafter known as "Kreml-Related Accident, or KRA." I will be the itch in your hair, bubbling your Barbasol, curling your pins and flattening your irons. Melting the plastic chairs under the dryers on Seniors' Day, attaching to your clean-shaven forearms on prom night.
KRA has landed, morphed, and is forming hair balls, like Tribbles on Kreml, in salons everywhere.
Blackmail!
ReplyDeleteI'm clinging somewhere in your salon.
ReplyDelete~KRA