Our Competition

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Prom hair '64

Fresh, New, Mod Back To School Looks!

A. The Sacheen Littlefeather
B. The Mean Girl
C. The Macramania
D. The Daisy Chain
E. The Labrador
F. The Edwardian Lobotomy

Cross-Dress For Less!

We can help to bring out the most lovely you.

Mr. Bert Lahr in the Broadway production of "The Beauty Part", 1961.

New Non-glare, Drip Dry Thortel Fibreglass...

Send now for the full range of carpets, drapes, evening wear and wigs.

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Staff Slumber Party '77

Mug Shot Monday

Name this do...

Sometimes I just get carried away with the hairspray, and the magic happens.

Oopsie!

Who farted?
 

Happy 70th Birthday, Mick Jagger!

While You Were Out

The guy who lives in the dumpster out back came in and said his feet were bothering him.  He also said aliens were blocking his prostate nerve signals.  I said I couldn't do anything about that, but that you were the go-to bitch for pedicures, so he's waiting for you back in your station.  He said he'd have to pay you in aluminum cans, I said you'd been paid with worse.  Also, you're going to have to refill that blue stuff you sterilize the combs with, he drank it all.

I'm taking the rest of the afternoon off, I've had to breath through my mouth the whole time he's been here.

mrpeenee,
receptionaire

Bardon't

Geisha Hair

Suggested do's for the Geisha in your life.

Because there's nothing manlier....

than a pink flip.

Remember...

The Women of Mad Men

Weeks after the finale, I have to admit, I wasn't impressed with the last episode of Mad Men. Did you watch Mad Men?   There's nothing on the tv now, so how about a look back at the women of Mad Men?  I left some of them out, but you can tell us all about your favorites in the comments.

Joan

Jane

Megan 

Peggy

Trudy 

Sylvia

Midge

Dawn

Sally

Rachel

Joyce

Helen

Ida

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Mug Shot Monday

If your planning on going out and being rowdy then getting arrested, be sure to get your hair done. We specialize in mugshot worthy jail proof styles.

BOOK your appointment and relax until your BOOKING.

Here at HHOF we try to stay on the cutting edge of hair technology

Absolutely Kookie

Does your hair look like a fuzzy, frizzy fried mess in this humidity? Have you thought about wearing a wig to the beach?

Bring your wig to The Hair Hall of Fame for a summertime tune-up. We're sure you'll love our découpage treatment famous patented Clear Sealant™ salon procedure! Ask for Lucitebox. 

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Step it up, ladies....we have competition!

Hey Swingers!

It's date night. Let's get together for a barbecue!

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Say "hi" to our newest shampoo boy, Dave...

As you see, he's also skilled at shining shoes.

Dave's here as part of our commitment to the Re-Employment Network, Taking Bright Opportunities to the Young program.

Miss Lana Turner

That's right.

Oh dear...

that beauty-school matron that was filling in for me when I was on vacation was not what we expected.

Seniors Day

For those curious clients wondering who that is answering our phones and booking your appointments, Meet Mr. Peenee, our receptionaire.

While you were out

Some trick of yours came by and said you had offered him asylum.  I told him I wasn't interested in euphemisms and you weren't here.  When I asked him to go get me a root beer, he got all pissy and ran off.

Also, a bunch of cops and suits came busting in looking for you, but they wouldn't get me a root beer either, so I'm taking the rest of the day off cause apparently, I'm the only one who knows how to get a goddam cold pop.

mrpeenee,
receptionaiare

Falsies

Challenging Clients #13

No matter how many clients get backed up on a Monday morning, Mrs. Melvin (Flora) Carmichael always wants the full-on glamour package, and you can bet she wants a discount for being a weekly.

It's bad enough having to match her bangs to her goddam turkey-feather pillbox, and it's taking more and more time every week just to find her thin little lips in order to stencil on her Max Factor Crimson Demoiselle, but lately I'm having trouble convincing her that it's just not possible to cloak her permanently in a soft-focus haze.  I think I'll have to call her husband and tell him it's time to Vaseline the mirrors...

Just Because...

Catch A Geezer

You, too, can be date bait tonight! 

All it takes is stylish knitwear, some fun dance moves, a few witty asides...and a visit to the Hair Hall of Fame.  Stop in for your beauty consultation today! 

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Hello?

We've got a roll of dimes.  We're wearing our our swim caps and we have our swimsuits underneath our shift dresses. We're calling everyone we know to find out who has a god damn pool. 

Help! It's hot.

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Silk purses out of sows ears.

Here at HHOF our cosmeticians put the "art" in make up artistry!

Patron announcement: We have a groom!

Cookie has learned that our very own Muscato has married  his Mr. Muscato!  Now that the is out of the "Sandlands", he's become a groom and swept his man off his feet and done married him!

So hop over there and throw some cyber rice at the groom and his groom.

While You Were Out

The Ribbon Lady came by and asked if she could lick your chair.

She said you would be ok with it.  I told her to go to town, I didn't care.

I'm gonna take the rest of the afternoon off, I got things to do.

mrpeenee,
receptionaire.

MYSTERY REVEALED!

July 7ths Mystery post garnered all sorts of marvelous guesses, but no one managed 

to figure out that my, "Hairstyle of the Month" is none other than Jaye P. Morgan!

Everyone must remember her from The Gong Show, right? 

Jaye also popped up on The Match Game as well as Hollywood Squares. 

The last time I saw Jaye was in the 2002 release, "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind."

Wiki says she'll be 82 in December and that she has a spouse who is 59.

THIS is my favorite Morgan tune. It's très autobiographical.