Left to their own (and others) devices.

I see someone left their customer alone in the shampoo room...

If anyone is free

I could use some help at chair 12.

Stop Offering Coupons!

Seriously, if this is the sort of clientele we're getting...




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Oh, Donna Lethal....

...Mrs. Eli called from the county jail.  She'll be late for her appointment by about seven to ten years.  She wants to know if you could make a cell call.