happy new year!

may your 2014 be topper than your 2013!

New Year's Eve Hair

Can YOUR hairdo stand up while you're lying down?


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Spray the hell out of it.

It's New Year's Eve, Bitches!

Miss You in Mink

I know I haven't been around much lately and I've missed you HHOFers like a hand misses a beer.  Look what they got me for Christmas--a mink coat and hat! 

I says to them, "Yer killin' me! MJ won't let me cover up my hairdo with this fur hat. She worked for hours on my 'do!"

I'll be back in the New Year and I look forward to more Hair Hall of Fame fun...if you'll still have me!

An exclusive, behind the scenes glimpse at HHOF:

Ayem8y hard at work

our newest franchise

Getting in the Holiday Mood

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Post-Christmas Sales Stress

Don't lose your head in the rush to return those gifts from Granny...


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So, did Santa bring you...

Something nice...

or something naughty?

We are "www.thehairhalloffame.com"

Now, before you read this, make sure you take a gander at MJ's most recent post.  Evidently, Mr. TJB has left the breakroom, where's been chain smoking for the last year while weeping about the new nylon styling capes that Donna picked out, and posed for the camera with his Christmas tree.  Aren't they fab?

Well, now on to today's business.

Cookie is in the giving mood and once again. Cookie gives, and gives, and gives, and gives, and all does anyone notice?

No. They just grab take out from No.1 Chinese Restaurant next door without thinking of Cookie.  And Cookie would love an egg roll.

No, they only notice when Norma  is giving "gratification" to the man to whom Norma has just given a 1970s perm.  It's a monkey on his back that we were hoping Norma would shake by now.

Anyway, this Christmas, I am giving you all the gift of a domain name:

www.thehairhalloffame.com 

I had hoped to get it boxed, like Proust, but the GoDaddy doesn't wrap.

Your links should still work, but you may notice that they redirect to this new address.  Remember, that is THE Hair Hall of Fame dot com.  I had to use THE in the address because some miscreant stole "hairhalloffame" before we got to it. Bastard.

Do not panic - www.thehairhalloffame.com address is OURS.

I repeat for those of you who can't put your Candy Crush Saga down long enough to read this mistletoe missive, your only job is DO NOT PANIC.

Do not panic, even if MJ accidentally burns you with the hair iron.  If you feel the need to panic, then get a hold of Felix and he will talk you down off the ledge.

In other gifts, we give you this simple idea, modeled by Donna Lethal and created in 1969 by Muscato when he was all of six.   Jason added the trimmings.  Mr. Peenee stole the gold chains from the pawn shop next door, but he finds as garish as gumball machine trinkets.

We seem to have a two members who have gone AWOL this holiday season.  That Mean Dirty Pirate must be ship wrecked, and he's taken Lucite Box!  Il Duce will just have to go and find him.

Before you leave for the evening, remember that Kabuki Zero is dressed in swaddling clothes center stage in our holiday creche.  Kabuki asks that you place a $20 tip upon his tummy when you leave.  Why?

Because Kabuki, like the baby Jesus, saves.

From all of us to all of you, Merry Christmas, Seasons Greetings, Happy Yule or "We can go out for good Chinese and not have to wait in lines" night.

Tinsel and TJB

Mr. TJB finally emerges from the break room...


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genuine faux mink...

...and a coat too!   Thank you, Santa.

Make sure your hat matches your purse

a family who sprays together...

stays together

Bangs, Flip or Bouffant

We can provide them all

The reason for the season

 
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IT'S ALSO TRUE

that some things are not worth the effort.

It's True

Some things are worth the effort.

Rumor has it she DOES

And often!  But you knew that already.

Just a Reminder

"A woman's hair is her crowning glory."

so true

Due to frequent requests, we're now serving buckfast in our waiting room.

Restores the zest and sparkle that makes life worth living!

'Tis the Season!

May your hair be merry and bright...

Seniors Day

If you climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.


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Barber's Itch

Do you suffer from Barber's Itch?

Will the winter storm keep you from seeing us?

We certainly hope not! An empty dryer is sad thing to see!

Give the Gift of Prophylactics

Now available in our gift shop!

Limited Time Offer: Two for One Special!

*moustache trimming extra

Don't Be Cruel

Come see our newest stylist

You'll be all shook up.

size matters

 

Rest assured, ALL our products are mulsified!

And "cannot possible injure".

Our staff, however, comes with no guarantees.

a touch of black lace

Which way can we tie YOUR bow?

Hair Hoppers of Antiquity, No. 2

Ludica Germanica Tacita, chief wardress of the Women's Baths, Capri.  Sometimes a saucy updo is all it takes to soften even the harshest physiognomy.  And sometimes it would take a whole lot more, but she did what she could with what she had, poor thing...

Still life with poodle

Very Important Pants

and blouses