A rare peek into the HHOF classrooms...

please cross your legs and turn to page 27

Trainees, Please Use the Bathroom

You'll find our trainees practicing in the toilets...


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Ever considered a new career in Bouffant Appreciation? Hair Critique?

As some of you may have noticed, we have added a new face who saw the ad (above) for the The Hair Hall of Fame.  You may not have seen him, but you sure as hell heard him back there, mixing hair dye, cracking his gum and cracking on that old woman sitting in Jason's chair.  Oh, wait, that was Felix - he's been giving tours and he needed a rest!  So when I asked our new apprentice what he wanted on his name badge he replied "my name, of course."

Then he asked me "When do I get my skull and cross bones choker like I saw in the ad?"

When you earn it, dear. (Or kill off one of the clients.)

So please join me and welcome that Gum Popping Trainee Stylist, Mr. Wesley!