I need a consult at chair no. 4

Meanwhile in the Breakroom

MJ contemplates another long cold winter and whether or not to get bangs or go bowling.

And if Cookie doesn't stop taking her damn picture she's gonna snatch him bald headed...

A gathering of legendary hair.

Getting ready to sing the HHOF jingle.

THE XMAS THAT FARRAH CURLED HER HAIR THE WRONG WAY

The bigger the blower

The drier the do!

If you're from Lowell, Massachusetts, do you know Alice Major?

Bald is Beautiful

Available in a "Tubette"

Nothing says quality like being packed in a tubette!

The Gift Shoppe is Open This Morning!

Because only the finest new wig will do if you plan to attend your local chapter's Steno Gals A-Line Shift Society annual Barbie-Wristwatch-and-Sombrero-Immolation BBQ Labor Day Picnic. It's a holiday tradition!

WHAT??? MJ IS BACK?

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE HAIR DRYER.  DID YOU SAY MJ IS BACK?  OF COURSE SHE'S BACK, BUT WHAT ABOUT HER FRONT?