Fly me to the moon...

MJ is BACK!

Has anyone heard from MJ?

I hope she doesn't end up like this!

Seniors Day

Here we find Norma (in leopard) admiring MJ's fine porcelain skin. We offer a full range of beauty services including our esthetician spackle treatment. It even holds up to extreme heat. Book your appointment now!

We Can't Pay Our Power Bill

Business has been slow at the salon and our electricity has been turned off. So we've taken to the outdoors.

Call and book a perm with Norma before they shut off her phone.




























Hurry Hurry Call Now!

MJ is beginning to get bored.

Where is MJ?

She's in the break room surfing the internet AGAIN!

Where is MJ?

Cookie is concerned that Mistress MJ, aka Vagabond Lady, hasn't returned from her from her whirlwind tour of Lower Scunthorpe.  Did she just say "Fuck Everything" and disappear?

Now in the HHoF giftshop: MERKIN MANIA

With MJ away, we thought it was time for some merkins, lest anyone out there feel as if they were about to go through merkin withdrawal.

We found this old ad online that reads:

"If wearing a bikini is your thing, THE PUBIC HAIR WIG will add sensual pleasure to the on-looker and yourself.  Worn on nude beaches, it's even more exciting!  At last you can shave your privates without anyone knowing.  THE PUBIC HAIR WIG is a real turn-on as it can be worn above the hairy areas or as a cover-up.  Hand made with invisible stick on tape only $9.95.  Send cash, check or money order with hair sample for a perfect match to: MAN HAIR..."

Alas, no complete address. Still, there's no mistaking, this is a manly product.

We also found this for the ladies:

"Botched Brazilian? Misbehaved shave? Unveiled va-jay-jay?"

Kitty Carpet, available online, advertises itself at the "reusable downstairs toupee".  Our sample is shown in the ever popular "straw" coloring.

Ask Margaret in our gift shop about our full line of merkins.  Wednesday's blue-rinse merkins are half-off*!

*The pile is not quite as thickly thatched. 

One Of MJ's Satisfied Seniors Day Clients

 

But notice how MJ did a cunning side sweep in the back so Roxie's tats weren't obscured from view.  A real artist, our MJ.

Seniors Day

In the absence of our salon nurse, MJ will be fulfilling her duties. Today only all seniors 65 and older will receive a free radiation scalp treatment with the purchase of a shave and a haircut or shampoo set.

Seniors Day

Stop by the Hair Hall of Fame Salon Solarium and have MJ cut and curl your hair.

Can You??? Do You??? Answers Below.....

It's a little known fact that "Squeekie" is one of the many aliases of MJ.  So if you have any questions that you want answered by Squeekie, ask them in the comments section....

THE BREAKROOM

MJ, SNEAKING A SMOKE IN BETWEEN FRIDAY REGULARS.

NOTE TO HARRY DRUCKER:

If you're gonna have the newspaper do a piece on you, highlighting the 

celebrities that flock to your tonsorial wizardry, you might wanna make a few 

calls to people like Kirk Douglas or Greg Peck. You know, guys that have hair.

Bet he got free steaks with those glasses.