If you haven't been beautified by the HHoF you are out of luck. Our employees have all been sent home with bonus checks, a Whitman's Sampler and a Bottle of Crown Royal to be with their families.
So it looks like its "home remedy" beauty time. While mayo can be glopped into your wet hair and then your head can be wrapped in a warm towel, you do have to remember to wash it out.
Whatever you do, do NOT cut your own hair.
Just remember, whatever you do: Just because there is a plaster mask of Santa on the Wall doesn't mean that a plaster masque will work for you.
See you after the yule log is snuffed out and the fruitcake is digested.


